Sunday, June 3, 2012

Grammar "Rules"

Ok, these things have really irritated me for some time now...

Yaaaay is not the same as Yeaaaah!

To and too are TWO different words.

There, their, and they're are not interchangeable, same goes for where, were, and wear.

It is she and I NOT me and her.

Weather describes how hot it was yesterday, Whether is a conjunction.

An idiom is not the male version of idiot! Although, most women might disagree.

An Effect is the cause of how a love lost Affects you!

Then and Than only differ by one letter, but I promise they are NOT the same word.

You're getting on my nerves with Your incorrect usage of the English language.

You can have GOOD friends, but you must speak WELL.

That is all for now...

Giving Up

A while back I posted a status on facebook that said ” I give up”. I didn't explain it at the time, but there are a lot of things in my life right now that I have been desperately trying to accomplish, with no luck.

In my past experience, when I give up on something it usually comes to fruition. So, here is a list of the things I was referring to in the previous status...

Attemping to make AVON a real business

Getting a pet

Having a successful relationship with my best friend, whom I'm not so sure even wants to be that anymore

Growing my hair out

Getting my master's degree (although I didnt try too hard on this one)

Having a career and not just a job

Decorating my home as I envisioned it

Taking a REAL vacation

And so many others that are floating around in my head...

Saturday, April 21, 2012

What a (this) Girl Wants

This post is dedicated to my best friend, the love of my life, who will always be even if we never find our way back to each other in that way again.

I want to be the last thought on your mind before you go to sleep and the first thought when you awake.

I want to go on a date with no distractions, just the joy of you and I being with each other.

I want to cuddle on the couch and watch friends, while you comb my hair the way only you can.

I want to watch you cook dinner because you in the kitchen is Sexy.

I want to know that I'm the only one you'll call baby.

All those sexy things you know I love, the unspoken thoughts that you can read right through, yeah those, bring them back (and a few more too).

I want to send shivers down your spine with just the sound of my voice.

The little texts or notes to let me know you're thinking about me and want me to have a great day are missed.

I want to hear you say "I Love You" even though I already know its true. 

I want to take a trip somewhere neither of us has ever been.

I want to be kissed in the sweetest way, just to say, have a good day. 

I want to be missed.

I want to sing to you and have you hanging on every word.

I want a "Love Like Denim"

I want to hold your hand though the walk we call life. 

Our love should be what others aspire to have.

To infinity and beyond...

In short... I want to be ADORED!

With love comes pain, with pain, come pleasure.  Pleasure me and I'll pleasure you, just the way you want me to. The journey has been long and the road has been winding, but our path is right where its supposed to be and whatever becomes of it, I will not stray.  This is not the end...

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Got a Problem? AVON has a solution...

This was my "problem" campaign, just recently run on my facebook page.  I posted one problem/solution per day, but I decided to put them all here in one post in case anyone missed it.  Most products are still available (guess the campaign didn't go so well huh), or can be ordered upon request.

Day 1 Problem:  Rough Feet

Are your feet rougher than sandpaper? Now that the winter months have passed, its time to get those tootsies smooth and sexy! This little set can do just that. For just $11 you get a Pumice cream, Intensive Callus cream, and Intensive Moisture cream. These three products will have your feet summer ready in no time.

Day 2 Problem:  Dry Lips

Are your lips not poppin? With Avon’s Glazewear Lip Glosses, your lips will be shiny, smooth and kissable too! Now $2.99 for a limited time, available in Shine, Sparkle and Intense shades, we’re sure to have one for every skin tone.

Day 3 Problem:  Brittle Nails!

What’s cracking? If its YOUR nails, try this little miracle in a bottle. Nail Experts Strong Results Length and Strength Complex

Day 4 Problem:  Hair in unwanted places?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and even he had no hair. Skin So Soft’s hair removal creams and waxes can help. Check them out at their lowest prices of the season. — at my personal AVON store!


Day 5 Problem:  Do your bills outweigh your income? AVON… it’s the NEW Black! Sign up NOW to become a representative and join the company inspired by Women for Women with a few Men thrown in as well. 

Day 6 Problem:  Hard Soles?

Be a sole survivor! This footworks set is designed to heal your heels and keep your feet pain free throughout the summer and beyond! 

This cute little bucket is just $11

Day 7 Problem:  Damaged Hair? 

You may not be able to beat the heat just yet, but with this little product, at least your hair can!

Day 8 Problem:  Early Aging... 

Wrinkles are for Elephants! For $20, you can have long lasting youthful skin with this 2 week regimen for those ages 30+ by ANEW, the leader in AVON skin care.


Day 9 Problem:  Dry Skin?  

Feeling classy, but your skin is ashy? Try this MOISTURE THERAPY Intensive Healing & Repair Body Lotion.  


Day 10 Problem:  Got Grey?

Be who you wanna be, In Living COLOR!


Day 11 Problem:  Shoes giving you the Blues?  

This colorful little wedge has comfort and beauty on lock! Contact me for pricing and availability.

Two Problems, One Solution... Days 12  and 13:  Time to update your summer fragrances, or don't know what to get Mom for Mother's Day? 

Scentsational savings are coming your way! Look for these fragrance sets and more in your campaign 8 Brochure.

Day 14 Problem:  Special Event? Nothing to Wear? 

Step out in comfy, colorful style. Check out this and other affordable dresses to help you Spring into Summer!

I have this dress and have used or currently use most of the products mentioned above.  But, this is only a small selection of what AVON has to offer.  Check out my website for current sales and specials.

Currently stocked products can be found here